Obi never imagined he’d grow up to be a Designated Office Greeter. He still dreams about being a chicken connoisseur and/or tennis ball tester (mostly when he’s at work—sleeping). Admittedly, Obi isn’t the most “dedicated”, “passionate”, or “knowledgeable” staff member; he much prefers napping, and positioning himself for regular belly rubs…but let’s be fair, who doesn’t?! In his defense, he is a true role model for ‘living an authentic life’.
What he lacks in utility and pluck, he makes up for with well-timed acts of cuteness. As such, Management feels like he’s full of potential for future greeting mastery.
When Obi isn’t in the office, he enjoys chasing rabbits, wrestling with his dad, digging up the lawn, and looking all innocent.